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krentz's Journal
Created on 2001-01-02 19:52:46 (#38742), last updated 2008-07-10
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Basic Info| Name: | The President of the United States of Funk |
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| Birthdate: | 03-15 |
| Location: | Hampton, Virginia, United States |
| Website: | Yield's Official Homepage |
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OntologicalEmpiricism@gmail.com BioThis journal is my effort to establish a basis upon which I will build a new form of poetry. It will be called "Conversational Freeform." Poems will be written in paragraph form resembling a recollection of current life events. Each entry will form some kind of story or general theme. There will be no meter or rhyme, but every line will begin with a capital letter and will end with a period. These lines will be called "Sentences.' A good sentence may contain metaphor, popular culture reference, irony, humor, alliteration, assonance, simile, or any number of poetic devices. A good piece of Conversational Freeform should be verbose, funny, and a pleasure to read. One should be able to savor every sentence in the same manner that a wine connoisseur savors an aged bottle of Pinot Noir. Ostensibly, this experiment will appear to promote culture and art and other such "greater goods," but my ultimate goal of course is to become well known and rich. Very, very rich.
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84 thunderbirds, 90 lb. wuss, adult swim, anime, animutations, aqua teen hunger force, big whoop, brak, c++, cats, cds, cheese, chinese food, christian, christianity, christians, clean underwear, colin mochrie, computers, cowboy bebop, earth vs funk, ed, ein, elaine marley, embodyment, faye, friends, ghoti hook, girls, god, grace, grey poupon, gta3, guitar, guybrush threepwood, half-life, handguns, hardcore, hyakugojyuuichi!!, jesus, jet, knives, lava lamps, lechuck, lesko, living sacrifice, max payne, moltar, monkey island, mr. t, music, mxpx, neil cicierega, noggin toboggan, only the lonely, pedro the lion, programming, punk, quake, screeching weasel, sealab 2021, self-pity, skateboarding, slick shoes, snowballs, space ghost, spike, sumo wrestling, teeth, tenchi muyo, the brak show, the queers, the sims, the ultimate insult, timmy the monkey, too bad eugene, tooth and nail records, trapezoid, video games, yield, zorak
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